My Legs are a'stretchin'

I have this new sense of excitement now that Cocoa Puffs has decided to change back to their orginal box. At least somebody's gettin' old fashioned! Or maybe they changed it because they realized how many strokes and heart attacks american citizens over the age of 63 were experiencing due to the eight layered, headache inducing, sparkley, "I'll throw sand in your eyes if you don't look at this box" boxes they've had in the most rescent years.

Bob Dylan should write a song for me called "My Legs, they are a'stretchin." I've rescently taken up Yoga and it's a pain in my ass. (in a good way) I'm more limber, my back doesn't ache as much, and I even take better shits at better times. I also have these big slabs of muscle forming around my inner thighs. I'm not sure if that's a result of the yoga, or if it's because of the coat of muscle growth cream I keep on the inside of my pantlones...hmm?

Signing off, D-Bag